1/6/11 ARRIVING @ MONASTERY OF ANGELS, DAY AFTER PEOPLES CHOICE BLOG 2011

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PEOPLES CHOICE 2011 BLOG By VANDER For the full blog go to: http://vanderkok.posterous.com/peoples-choice-2011-blog-by-hollywood-blogger 1/5/11 (520p) So I'm inside the nokia for peoples choice awards 2011. I saw a few celebrities arriving outside including Ashley Tisdale, Pauly Parette, Miranda Cosgrove, Kathy Griffin, among others. Now I'm in my seat in the loge section. Darrin Henson (Soul Food fame) did a warmup with us, having us stand up and do some moves to the music which we apparently are going to do when the show begins. A lot of people are taking pics, but the usher in our section (but apparently not in any other section judging by the # of cameras I see glowing)is telling people not to take pics. A mother with her kids just got in an argument with this usher & said "Everybody else is taking pics" (which was very true and they went to another area and took pics) . I went up to restroom and looked out the window..and the fans were still coming in..and then the black security gal said "in six minutes I will be shutting the doors.." I said "...they're still coming in".point out the window.." she said "I can't do anything about the stars.." so sad she doesn't think she's a star, and that she thinks of the rest of us as "common people" who she can boss around... Next mc don't know him..."we have tons of folks...celebrities..give applause..even if u hate them..u will all be on tv..I see a lot of scared white people..saying 'I gotta dance on tv?"..look around..see a brother & sister..they'l help u out [ old black/white jokes are just that, old] Mc: "...need aisles clear..stars here include jennifer aniston, elton john..taylor swift..justin bieber is not here..but somewhere he's watching....talking to audience..where u from..modesto..long way [joking]..armed service we honor u ... We want u all to have fun....selena ...queen latifah..zac ..hi..first biggest party of the year..most..important people that's u..record shattering 175 million votes..biggest voting of all time..u ready for first award.. star of new movie..jennifer aniston..604p.. Presenting comedy award..following nominees comedic star..steve carrel..drew barrymore..will ferrel..tina fey ..adam sandler..they've been beat up..winner..adam sandler..black suit..thank u..appreciate..it...said something re black eyed peas..black eyes please..I'm a big fan jennifer aniston...of u..u have a movie coming out ? Oh yeah I'm in it w/ u [joke, jennifer didn't seem to be prepped for it] ..troops oversize thanks..also .thanks to my wife ...suddenly david spade and rob schneider...came on stage..[I saw spade in a sitcom taping, "rules of engagement" ] .spade..read this..cast out..thanks appreciate it..[brief moment for spade & schneider]..sneak peak at dilemma ..vince vaughn..and me ..clip from new movie..the dilemma.. next up, favorite talk show host..here on cbs.. [We have a really cranky & legalistic usher At loge row b seat 101 ..] Queen re phone giveaway..did she say "get out your joints..hit it up.."? Mila kunis announces talk show host: Every night ..fall asleep..talk show hosts ..conan.., ellen degeneres..chelsea handler ..george lopez..oprah winfrey..and winner is conan obrien..he's too tall for the mic..we did it yes..I have to crouch..at the oscars this thing goes up..trouble..when against oprah ..don't want to win..it makes oprah very angry..make this quick..thanks michael wright (?)...thanks tbs..the billions who voted..guam, nicaragua [Joking] Queen..I love conan..mic problems.. [Break to video of freebie cosmetics being handed out, outside] coming up elton john. Queen: We the people don't need a seat..[joke] [ I could see she was sincerely trying to inspire "the people"] All time fav music..composer of upcoming romeo & juliet..welcome elton john.[he gets a standing o...lots of people love him rgardless of his sexual orientation] .people standing..red glasses..simple thank u..when I was a young lad..guitar piano..loud clear..today..don't need pickup truck to love country..here nominees for favorite country..rascal flatts, taylor swift..lady antebellum,..keith urban..carrie underwood, ..winner taylor swift.. Swift: " Wow..[pink orange dress]...so excited.award from u..thank ..I ..people I can count on..I love I too.." Welcome kaley cuoco from big bang..white dress.introducing selena "...next performer..she's only 18 ..selena gomez...sparkles all over stage..end song.handed a trophy..thank us o much..so grateful..we love u guys..[rumor mill says she's getting romantic w/ justin bieber] I see the nametag of the nitpicking usher's name ...sandra w. Queen plucks Neal patrick harris out of the audience and asks him how he thinks she's doing. How I'm doing ..give u a solid b+ ..why u hating on my hosting..how about a an A-...ok A+...u should have been here..warmup..spoof clip of things going wrong during rehearsal..alison montgomery..what r u doing here..ms wong..baby will be fine..I'm queen.. Sandra w. Still watching us like hawks..putting lipstick on ..she has a wedding ring..stares at me, so I stare back..this goes on the entire show as she keeps spying on everybody ..watching for camera users..she keeps telling people to stop, & they say ok..then they do it again. Queen spoof..kathy griffin ..all hail new queen.. Private practice kate walsh & taye diggs..announce comedy awards...drama and comedy fine line ..kate..comedies..humorous..dramas at 10pm ..rtv comedy .neil pat harris, steve carel, matt morrison, jim parsons, ..alex baldwin, .. Winner is neil patrick harris...wow..cool. thank u..I won one of these in 1990 for doogie howser [ha, I almost got an extra part in that film as a cowboy]..cool..full circle..thanks who voted..those on twitter..craig thomas thanks..pam fryman..david burtka..phenom man..our two kids..[he's gay?...holy cow ! He is gay,...I just looked it up online..they call him the "first openly gay man in hollywood." & Not my cup of tea. & they apparently adopted twin boys. Fav comedy actress..tina fey, eva longoria parker, ..courtney cox, alyson hannigan, jane lynch, ..jane lynch peoples choice..thank u people..so proud to be part ..kids raise voice and song... been raised by these kids my glee club..hope u cont glee clubs.. The two outside again..cbs pharmacy winner patty..645p Queen, red dress..peoples choice also..re viral video..kids singing single lady in car....when dad the baby boy he's not a single lady & he starts crying..award sponsored by wheat thins..u won fav viral vid...friends at wheat thins..trophy made entirely of wheat thins..650p..they're actually here..wheat thin trophy..bite marks ? We got hungry. Scary movie scream..emma roberts and zachary levy..greatest tv character seem like friends..miss them..women..kate walsh ..lisa edelstein, ..blake lively, ..sandra oh, ..julianna margules, ..your choice lisa edelstein ..wow ..never won an award ..funny she pulled out her cell phone & she took a pic of us from the stage ...so exciting..thank boss..parents..and a few people who voted..she reads the creative user names of a few ...cuddelstein, cuddlicious, ..gagstein, ..mega lisa. Taylor swift..first winner john wayne,,eastwood, harrison ford,fav movie actor .. tom hanks....dicaprio,,depp,..robert pattinson, ..rob downey jr.,,taylor lautner,..depp wins 656p ..comes in from side..speaks in brit accent.glasses..stache..long hair..did he say "daughter"? Apparently he had orders from his daughter to say hi to taylor. 701p..celebs. in audience..kardashians..red hair..I'm a huge fan..do u remember on cover of magazine..fight made up..[ I didn't catch that joke ] Next award..thanks ladies.."...gorgeous..loveable nerd from big bang..jim parson. ..& also .miranda cosgrove ..do u know have to be 35 years to..in usa..have to be 25 to..[couldn't hear it] ...these can't do either..movie vanessa hudgens, rob pattinson, emma watson, zac efron, kristin stewart, ..all under 25...winner .zac efron.. Zac..Thank u..honored..contmps under 25..making movies now so crazy..twists turns ups downs..best part is feeling of connection..it is sublime.. Ashley tisdale and..get ready for epic..short gal black hair..ashley..starring nick cage...sneak peak..season of witch..[clip from upcoming nick cage film] Another beauty award...to a fan Mcconnell and .lady in green.give italian youths..our honor..fav gulty tv pleasure..jersey shore, kardashians, tosh.o, kathy griffin, ..honor to ..kardashians...love u..kim was fighting..wanted to hold it..can't believe it..work w/ best family..hang out all day..best job..nothing w/o ryan seacrest.. .." , kid rock conquered every genre..now here's kid rock.." Pauly perett..csi..dress says "no h8"..which shows u chose..favv new tv drama..new hawaii five-o ..729p, ..gal next to me sees katy perry & goes gaga [speaking of gaga, she didn't win anything here]..new funny..new tv comedy..bleep my dad says [ I saw a taping of that show..fairly funny] ..clip ..william shatner..people choice..arguably most imp of year..esp if win one Queen..green dress..green and yellow..if I were to sing..keep sexy thing going..true blood steven moyer..wanderlust mallin ackerman...white dress.. These noms play action heroes and spies..leading ladies not just pretty faces..british ..angeline olie.., jenn aniston,. Katheine heigl, ..kristen stewrt., julia roberts, ..winner kristin stewart..brown sparkle dress.. I was a vampire this morn in baton rouge..surreal being here.. 735p sandra w. Is back, watching like a hawk..clip from ..hot in cleveland..supermodel nikki taylor..me covergirl not just about makeup..celebrate beauty in all..all girls are covergirls in unique way..u could be coverirl.. 743 ..queen stilll in green..jacob..I touched him..remember when u were vampire..jacob..wolf..vampire doesn't die.eat from inside out..I fell in love w/ camp..start dating zombies..,most exciting ...jacob & bella ..just flew in..stand up and wave... Julie bowen. Red dress.. michael chiplis .favorite female artist..of course u think of us..ordinary family..modern family ..will u dance..taylor swift..katy perry, ..lady gaga..pink..carrie underwood Winner katy perry..so heavy wish u could feel them..she's bending over to talk..why can't they raise the mic..? Vanessa williams..special olympics..proct gamble..text fan..athens greece.. Night not over..yet..before last award...sexy comedy to present favorite movie awaed here is ashton kutcher, &..natalie portman (pregnant ? ) ..now time..celebrate..fav movie of year..toy story 3, iron man 2, alice wonderland, inception, twilight saga , Winner twilight saga..I can't believe this..unreal..move 3. Eclipse..u got us here today.given us opp..and 4th 5th installment..love everybdy..best is yet to come..thank producers..kristin again..third person..guarantee I they both wrote speeches..thanks for phone people choice..wonderful.. Why didn't they announce best male artist ? http://www.cmt.com/news/cmt-blog/1655381/is-no-man-good-enough-for-the-peoples-choice-awards.jhtml